Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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