3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
porn star boner night. come get it.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
It's rum buckets o'clock
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
its liver damage thursday
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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