Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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