how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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