Where did you get a picture of my penis
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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