your room smells of hookers.
And success
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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