One girl and one boy is just not enough.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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