Your face is a jimmy john
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I skipped work to stalk him.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why do cheetos always look like penises
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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