i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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