Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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