my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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