I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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