Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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