A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize