Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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