Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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