I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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