i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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