Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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