just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask