i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.