But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm too high and old for this...