it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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