I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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