She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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