Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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