I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
