i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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