is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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