Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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