So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
pray to the hookup gods
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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