i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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