P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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