When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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