She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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