Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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