fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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