what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
