he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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