mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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