yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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