Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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