when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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