why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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