Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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