i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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