There is no way he is gay with that hair.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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