Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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