didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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