it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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