its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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