I murdered the dance floor call the cops
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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