I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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