I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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