we're chasing vodka with high fives
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Watching her eat just hurts me
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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