the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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