I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Floor bacon is actually really good
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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