Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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